Mark Twain

Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens.

"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

"Love is a madness; if thwarted it develops fast."

"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody."

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."